I would call this the greatest comeback story ever if it wasn't for me making it to Jazz Appreciation this morning. Seriously sat in bed till like 30 seconds for class waiting for my Evan Williams-filled head to explode after I painted my bathroom wall in cheap whiskey and pizza rolls last night. He's talking syncopation up there but all I hear is regurgitation. But holy shit! Has there ever been something like this in the WWE before? Doubt it! Just Vince McMahon working his XFL magic again showing everyone why the WWE is a powerhouse organization. But in all seriousness I'm fucking pumped, this is like Michael Jordan coming back to the NBA after baseball didn't work out. I can't wait to take my first walk down Know Your Role Boulevard, and hang that right on Jabroni Drive. You better fucking believe I'm gonna be watching Monday Night Raw next week. Now that I think of it, where can I even watch this shit? I heard it was on like Telemundo or some shit like that. Fuck it, I'll just drink Mad Dogs and watch the Bruins.
story- barstoolu.com
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